(I’ll preface this by saying that while I understand why the soul patch exists, I reject it on principle. Re. Ject. It.

That having been said…)

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack oh my god are you kidding me where did these stairs come from I seem to have fallen down them and thanks a lot Dan Dan The Heroin Man oh no now I’m dead.

Seriously seriously seriously with that first one. I can’t I cannot I have ceased to can.

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Awakening Anxiety

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Leo: I need a favor: the President’s gonna be getting a phone call and I don’t want him to take it and I don’t want him to know why.
Charlie: The first part’s okay, the second part gets ethically tricky.
[…]
Charlie: So someone’s complaining to the President?
Leo: Yes. 
Charlie: Who?
Leo: The Secretary-General.
Charlie: You want me to have the President dodge a call from the U.N. Secretary-General and not know why?
Leo: Yeah, could you swing that?
Charlie: If I could, that would be troubling, wouldn’t it? 

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I hope they get towed to Queens! And the Triborough is closed! And there’s a big craft show at Shea! A flea market, or a tractor show!

As for the Secretary-General’s secretary, you can bet she’ll be parking in the garage tonight.

(I’m going to start wishing craft shows and tractor shows upon those that vex me.)

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